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[C]

This w[C]aitress is prettier 
then my wife
[G]I could kill my family 
with a [C]knife
We'll [F]sail around the world by ship
I'll [C]give my whole wad as a tip
But [G]first I'll kill 
my family with a [C]knife
Yes he's [G]gonna kill 
his family with a [C]knife
Irre[G]gardless of this waitress 
I will kill them with a [C]knife.